So, I found this number quiz on a fanfic profile, and I stole it! It said number your 12 favorite Naruto characters, but decided to use characters from my story instead, so ha!


1. Michiko
2. Sasori
3. Maddie
4. Zetsu
5. Deidara
6. Itachi
7. Kisame
8. Ripowal
9. Orochimaru
10. Pein
11. Hidan
12. Isuki

1 Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Hm, Itachi/Hidan? No, but I’m sure they’re out there somewhere…

2 Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Zetsu, not so much. At all. Blech.

3 What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well, since Isuki’s a girl and Ripowal’s a guy, not to mention a god, I’d have to wonder how the hells they pulled it off. I mean, really! I think I’d
have to start laughing uncontrollably.

4 Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

No, none about Orochimaru. I think I’ve seen a few about Kabuto, but not Orochimaru.

5 Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Possibly, considering the fact that Sasori and Itachi are both emotionless chunks of ice. Although, that said, it probably wouldn’t work because neither of them would be radiating any warmth in said
couple-ship. I’d have to settle on “No”.

6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I’d have to go with Deidara/Pein, just because it makes a little (if any) more sense than if he was paired with Orochimaru. At least they live in the same place.

7 What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Actually, Sasori/Isuki makes sense, so Kisame would just close the door and walk away, scarred for life.

8 Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fan-fic.

That’s really funny. I’m not sure, maybe something like: Konan and Kisame have paired up, leaving Maddie
and Pein to sit in the dust. It’s TLC time!

9 Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No. Just, no.

10 Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I don’t know, maybe “Recovery” after question 7 and all…

11 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
That’s an interesting choice of words, seeing as Zetsu is the one who suffers more flora-related jokes. That, and Michiko’s already been “de-flowered”, so that whole concept just wouldn’t work out.

12 Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Technically, yes, because they read my story. Poor, poor Maddie.

13 Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don’t really have a friends list, so I’ll stick with friends. Even then, the answer is: not that I know of. Probably not.

14 Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Sasori/Zetsu/Deidara? Only maybe, and then only if a certain someone was feeling particularly twisted and overcame her hatred for threesomes at the same time, which is unlikely.

15 What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Something obscene.

16 If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Inside The Fire by Disturbed, because the song is supposed to be from a devil’s POV, and Ripowal is The
God of Death.

17 If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Um, something like: WARNING, DO NOT READ due to severe levels of general messed up-edness, including pedophilic incest and the like. Will leave you with disturbing can’t-be-fixed mental problems.
I mean, Michiko/Itachi/Isuki? Come on, that’s just plain disturbing!
*fullbodyshiver*

18 What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I don’t know, something creepy like, “I have a mission for you.” That’s if we don’t take into consideration the fact that Pein wouldn’t try to pick up on Sasori.

19 How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

No idea, because Sasori and Ripowal only met once… while Sasori was dead. And Hidan wouldn’t be able to describe anything without the use of unnecessarily vulgar language, so… No.

20 How emo is Seven?

As emo as I choose to make him! Muahahahahahahaha!